The Bum Squeak

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

About a troublesome bum squeak.

Going up the stairs
An ominous squeek heard
Making for standing hairs
Coming from behind, absured

Believing it's the wooden planks
You continue on your rounds
Another squeak, someone pranks?
Looking below and all around

As you walk another squeak
This time not for the meek
Too menacing and from behind
Can it be a trick of the mind?

Stopping as you go, it stops
Unsure, you check your pockets
Your eel skin wallet flops
Making a squeak as you drop it

You laugh hard as you bend
Releasing a squeek as you reach
Thinking you better go and attend
Before you start class, to teach

A naughty boy with app, jesting 
Sneakily recording video of everything
While hiding away behind you
As you make your way to the loo

Submitted: March 03, 2020

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sprinkly biscuit

HAHAHAHAAH @ EEL skin wallet.. what the hell?
funny wee story ,,. nicely done squire..!!!

Tue, March 3rd, 2020 5:40pm


Ha! Ye never know them things do squeak with the right trousers! Mwhahahahahaa! Though it's the wee cheeky bugger playing with an app that gets the teacher... I have been a wee looney with video recording shenanigans as of late with me poems... waity till ye reads the quagmire. Mwhahahahaaha!

Tue, March 3rd, 2020 9:43am

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