Pit Bulls Talk Profiling

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Are pit bulls being illegally profiled? Listen to these pit bulls discuss the matter.

Pit Bulls Talk Profiling


  • Aren’t you sick of the bad rap we get with the inevitable blaming that comes after a dog-biting or mauling incident?
  • Absolutely. Whenever there’s a news story of a mauling, nine times out of ten it’s a pit bull.
  • It completely sucks. Why don’t they report the maulings by other breeds?
  • It’s an outrage! Statistics-wise, Dobermans and German Shepherds far outnumber us when it comes to maulings. 
  • It’s profiling, dammit, and it’s got to stop!
  • Let me tell you what happened the other day.  This cop pulls me over and tells me there’s been a deadly mauling the day before, and wouldn’t you know it, I fit the description.
  • So what did you do?
  • I asked for his badge number and told him to quit profiling me. I said he’d be hearing from my attorney.
  • Then what happened?
  • He tells me to get out of the car.
  • And?
  • I got out of the car.
  • Then what?
  • I mauled him.
  • What else could you do?
  • Exactly.


Submitted: April 04, 2020

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Made me smile.

Tue, October 13th, 2020 4:18am


Thank you!

Tue, October 13th, 2020 11:55am

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