Lawnmowers
Funereal lawnmowers
Mow
The toxic
Swimming pool,
Filled with
Incinerated
Pink putrid
Plastic
Baby dolls,
And Agatha
Christie's lost
Dentures,
And old
Mad magazines,
Printed before
The birth
Of Alfred
E. Newman,
As hell's
Pornography
Wallpapers
The ceiling
Of the Sistine
Chapel,
Where
I receive
Death's vaccine,
Straight from
The erupting
Phallus of
Michelangelo...
Sometimes
I feel
So sick,
I could
Redeem
The world...
Submitted: April 10, 2020
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LE. Berry
Some of your best tom...
Sat, April 11th, 2020 1:06amAuthor
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Thanks very much, I've had the death vaccine inside the eternity machine, and will now mow the lawn...
Fri, April 10th, 2020 7:22pm