Doctor Junkie

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. FLASH FICTION. FAKE NEWS...

Doctor Junkie

 

- Doctor Junkie, Doctor Junkie!

- What Tom?

- I've created the holy grail.

- The holy grail ? What would that be Tom?

- It's an opiate that's not addictive. and 

doesn't cause constipation!

- Well that is exciting news Tom. What are 

you going to call it Tom?

- C.N.N. Doctor Junkie.

- Well Tom that sounds about right.

C.N.N. certainly doesn't cause constipation,

in fact it gives me the shits, and it certainly

dulls the mind, and sends me to sleep, though

I vow I could never get addicted to it...

 


Submitted: April 18, 2020

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