Badass Parenting: An Irreverent Guide to Raising Safe, Savvy, Confident Kids

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Non-Fiction  |  House: Booksie Classic

“Badass Parenting is like a triple-dark chocolate cheesecake, with a layer of mousse in the middle (hint: the mousse is CJ Scarlet’s humor and style - which helps lighten up the cheesecake!). You will love this book!”
Karen Christie, Mom & Grandma
Do you love your child and loathe douchey bad people who want to harm them? Then Badass Parenting is for you!
If you’ve ever lost sleep worrying about your child’s safety, you’re not alone. You may want to wrap your munchkin in a protective bubble and defend him from every harm, but doing so could emotionally cripple him and make him more, not less, vulnerable to predators.
And don’t be afraid your little chipmunk will lose his innocence if you teach him about body safety. Nope; won’t happen. It’s a cold, cruel world we live in and your kid knows more than you realize. In fact, he’ll be empowered when he knows what the dangers are and how to meet them head on.
In Badass Parenting, danger expert CJ Scarlet helps you teach your child how to avoid and handle herself in scary situations ranging from bullying and digital dangers to sexual abuse and kidnapping. You’ll also learn how to enhance her confidence and self-esteem, which are her greatest tools for repelling predators.
After reading this book, you’ll feel more knowledgeable and confident in your ability to talk candidly with your child at her age and maturity level without scaring her to death. It’s time to ditch the worry and get some sleep!
Edgy, funny, and super informative, this unputdownable book (with TONS of downloadable bonus content!) is the new bible for parents looking to raise safe, savvy, confident kids.
WARNING!!! This book contains extreme snark and an unnecessary amount of swearing. If you’re clutching your pearls just reading this, then Badass Parenting is not for you. However, if you want to be entertained while you learn how to protect your child, then this book is a must-read!

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introduction: if you skip this section, a baby llama will cry

Intro:If You Skip This Section, a Baby Llama Will Cry All right, all right. No baby llamas will actually cry if you don’t read this... Read Chapter