Luck Of The Irish

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HUMOUR.IRELAND HAS PRODUCED SOME FINE GOBBLE DE GOOK!

Luck Of The Irish

 

No Choice

James Joyce,

And his 

Pregnant wife

Molly,

Robbed

The sperm

Bank,

And built 

A mechanical

Baby,

From bottle

Tops,

And rusty

Screws,

But Molly

Disguised

As virgin

Mary,

Cut off

The priest's

Penis

In confession,

Then drowned

In Finnigan's

Coffin...

That's 

The luck 

Of

The Irish,

Especially

When they

Mistake

Stream of

Consciousness

For alter 

Wine,

And run

Out of

Guinness...


Submitted: April 22, 2020

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88 fingers

When I was a kid, the priest at my church had a bottle of Jamersons next to the sacramental wine.

Thu, April 23rd, 2020 12:32am

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And did you drink both 88? Thanks for the information!

Wed, April 22nd, 2020 5:53pm

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