The Whipper's Fate

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. FANTASY. MAYBE JOHNNY CASH WROTE THIS.

The Whipper's Fate

 

I whipped,

Whipped

The stars

To make 

Them behave,

In their

Intergalactic graves,

To make

Their orbits

True,

But then

A coven

Of crazy 

Alien feminists,

Stole

My whip,

And kidnapped

Me

To planet

Witch

And cut

Off

My balls,

And threw

Them,

Into deep

Deep space,

And made

Me

Sexually dysfunctional,

And I

Became a

Boy named

Sue...

 

 


Submitted: April 24, 2020

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