The Old Woman

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. THIS SOUNDS FAMILIAR...

The Old Woman

 

There was an old woman

Who lived in a shoe,

Who had so many children

She didn't know what to do,

So she dug a latrine

And covered them in poo,

Then sealed her orifice

With long lasting super glue!


Submitted: April 28, 2020

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88 fingers

How many fathers of these kids?

Tue, April 28th, 2020 11:34pm

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I don't know exactly 88, but are fathers necessary in these progressive enlightened days of I V F?

Tue, April 28th, 2020 5:18pm

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