Walk On The Wild Side

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Other  |  House: Booksie Classic

I s'pose you gotta go with your heart.

A prince renouncing his royal duties - abdicating his role as future king. Third in line - if he outlived his brother William. Maybe our Boy saw through all the pomp and circumstance of being a member of the Royal Family? Harry's reasons for doing so . . . well, just look at her - wham bam thank you ma'am! Made in the YouEss. And he just can't get enough of Megan Markle. She has been accused of 'Americanizing' Harry - but I don't think so. The kid prob'ly loves role play - straight out of Blue Velvet: Harry with his mask on, Megan with her legs spread. I bet she's got him reading Charles Bukowski - so real bcos it's so very banal - the opposite of being a prince. A little MDMA, p'raps, and we're talking sunsets and soulmates forever and forever. Easy Harry . . . don't forget the comedown. But then that's what diazepam's for - opium optional but not advised.

It's all behind you now - the responsibility of being a Windsor. That means you don't have the clout you once had. S'pose it's like Chistopher Reeve entering the crystal chamber inside the Fortress of Solitude - zapped with red Kryptonian rays - stepping out as a mere mortal in shirt and trousers. You did this for me? I did this for us Lois, says the former Man of Steel. Later on he gets fucked up in a diner - tastes his own blood for the first time - oops!!! It ain't so easy once you leave the castle walls. Can you imagine what Buddha felt like, the prince who left his palace and was shocked when he saw ay-jid and dying bodies. Exclaiming, How can I get out of this? That was the whole point of his journey. So Harry steps from the confines of courtly life - him and Megan a normal couple in a world of seesawing variables - I just dunno - sounds too good to be true. We are told there'll be no more public funding through the Sovereign Grant - but good ol' daddy Charles will fund them privately. And Netflix is VERY interested - so money ain't no problem.

Bottom line - the amatory side of life wins, albeit Megan's pussy. And it could be Harry wants to experience the nine-to-five drudgery of what we, scumbags, have to put up with. But he's a rookie. He'll become, no doubt, a beloved teevee personality. But to be cool, I would suggest wearing a Brian Wilson T-shirt - welcomed on to your first show absolutely drug-addled, off your tits on DMT. It's the only way you're gonna seriously connect with the status quo, Harry. Peace brah . . . and good luck!!!


Submitted: May 12, 2020

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