The Diabetic

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. MUHHAMAD LOVES HIS SWEETS!

The Diabetic

 

  Muhhamad loved sweets but unfortunately he

was a diabetic, and couldn't have any. This caused

him endless frustration till the day that he died.

  Being a good Muslim, he went straight to 

Paradise. He was not interested in having sex 

with the beautiful virgins, but instead searched 

for a sweet's shop. Sadly he could not find

one, so he asked Allah where he could get some

lollies.

  Allah told him that not only were the virgins 

hot stuff in bed, but also that they were made

from sugar and that he should eat them to satisfy

his cravings.

  Muhhamad did just that, one after another he 

ate them, and he was in a state of bliss till...

  He developed an awful toothache, he would have 

to go to a dentist. He asked Allah where the local

dentist was, but Allah told him this was Paradise, 

and all the dentists were down in Hell inflicting 

pain on sinners.

  So Muhhamad tried to ignore his aching teeth, 

and went back to eating the tasty virgins. But he

could only ignore the pain for so long before...

  He spoke to Allah again, and pleaded with him

that he was in agony, and he had to see a dentist, so...

  Allah sent him down to Hell to see one. Mohhamad

was so grateful, he went straight away...

  Unfortunately the dentist told him that all his teeth

 were decayed, and that they would all have to 

come out, and this being Hell there was no anaesthetic...

  Mohhamad survived the ordeal only just. He called 

out to Satan to tell him where there nearest sweet's shop 

was...But Satan just laughed, and told him there

were no sweet's shops in Hell, sinners weren't there to

enjoy themselves...

  So Muhammad told him he wanted to go back to

Paradise then. He mighten have any teeth now to eat

the virgins, but he could still lick them. Satan laughed 

again, and told him, " You can't go back to Paradise,

you're down here for eternity, but not to worry

Muhhamad, down here there's plenty of extra chewy

sugarless chewing gum ! "

 

 


Submitted: May 12, 2020

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HJ FURL

Koranic, Biblical, Hellish! Will you go into hiding after this, Tom? Are these your Satanic Verses?!#~

Wed, May 13th, 2020 10:58am

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Will you put me up for the night HJ the letter box ladies are after me with knives, enjoy your sweets!

Wed, May 13th, 2020 5:45am

Vance Currie

Is this story confirms my view that Paradise and Hell both have their disadvantages, Tom, so I intend to stay alive forever.

Wed, May 13th, 2020 10:15pm

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Yes that right Joe, I'll see you down the eternity machine to get our death vaccine! Thanks for the comment!

Wed, May 13th, 2020 3:50pm

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