Baited

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR.FLASH FICTION. DEATH IN THE FAMILY...

Baited

 

- Mum, mum, Grandma's in the backyard on

her back convulsing! Someone's thrown a

plastic doll over the fence, and she tried to

eat it! It poisoned her!

- I know, it's those awful neighbours, those dogs,

they've baited her, because of all the noise she

makes.

- What will we do mum? What will we do?

- She won't survive this now Tommy, she's too

old. We'll have to put here out of her misery. 

I don't want her to suffer. I'll get the shot gun

and put a bullet straight through her brain!

- Oh but mum I want to say goodbye to her.

- It's too late Tommy. She wouldn't even know

you're there, she's in too much agony.

- Can I push the trigger mum?

- Sure you can Tommy. I'll aim it and you can fire

it.

- Will it hurt mum?

- No Tommy, no. After she 's dead she won't feel 

a thing.

- What will we do with her corpse mum?

- Oh bury her with Grandpa in the pianola, 

then they'll be together, and won't be lonely,

and we can play them when we're bored.

- Cool mum...

 

 

 

 


Submitted: June 01, 2020

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