Humpty Dumpty

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. BIT OF BAD LUCK...

Humpty Dumpty

 

Humpty Dumpty

Fell of the moon,

And cracked his head

On a junkie's spoon,

If the ants don't eat him

He'll be an omelette soon!

 


Submitted: June 02, 2020

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Derina Peng

Ha! But who was Humpty Dumpty that got such a good luck to be your omelette? Hope it was not my spidery friend...
(I have been to the moon and the brain Galaxy lately. Hope my cousin never comes to give up a kiss.)

Tue, June 2nd, 2020 12:47am

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There's lots of spiders in my eggs, I think my hens have a got a spider virus! Good to see you've been doing some cosmic travel Derina, things get crazier and crazier down here, it's a real riot!

Mon, June 1st, 2020 7:22pm

88 fingers

More like scrambled egg.

Tue, June 2nd, 2020 3:29am

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Scrambled egg, scrambled brain. it's all the same, when you are insane! Happy eating 88!

Mon, June 1st, 2020 9:36pm

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