Perfect Match

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. SOME OF US ARE JUST LUCKY I GUESS!

Perfect Match

 

Penile bone

Broken and

Married to

A suffragette

Eggplant,

And strangled

By her 

Fallopian tubes,

In a 

Moment of

Accidental sexual

Boredom,

I climb

Onto a

Lamp post,

And yodle

To the cosmic

Vantriloquist,

Disembowelled in

The glorious

Dawn...


Submitted: June 03, 2020

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