My Family

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


Gramps in the basement

Mixing up some cement

The cat licks the shovel

Now he's in a heap of trouble

 

Grandma has the tv on

Looking for Johnny Carson

She's a bit thick in the head

Doesn't know that he is dead

 

Dad in the bathroom

Letting out a big boom

Finds no toilet paper

Wipes his ass with an alligator

 

Mom clips her toenails

Bits of nail fly like hail

In between each clip

She eats spinach dip

 

Sis has phone to her ear

Trying to find socks to make pair

She give up on the task

Walks barefoot on broken glass

 

Aunt Karen with her cat

It took a swing at her with a bat

She lies on the floor

Cat meows, "You want more?"

 

Uncle Dan in his Camaro

Wearing a wig like an afro

Trying to met girls at the pool

Give it a rest, dirty old fool

 

Cousin Becky with her shyness

Intices the boys with her kindness

They think they are wise to her act

To late, she swung her axe

 

Cousin Tom doesn't seem to care

That he is about to share

A 6x10 jail cell

With a transvestite named Bell

 

As for me I deal with it so

You can't pick your family I'm told

I just go on with life

As I plan to kill my wife

 

 


Submitted: June 04, 2020

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Derina Peng

What a family you have! I am jealous of you.

Thu, June 4th, 2020 5:28am

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Thanks for reading

Thu, June 4th, 2020 1:14am

tom mcmullen

Very funny 88! I hope your children are just as sophisticated!

Thu, June 4th, 2020 8:43am

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