My Dear Friend is Broken

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Romance  |  House: Booksie Classic

If you're like me, you probably have a friend who is accident prone every once in a while. This is dedicated to them and my friend.

My Dear Friend is Broken

By

Brian Lee Clements

 

My dear friend has lately been accident prone.

 

It’s something we don’t condone

 

A few years ago she boke her hip,

 

And that is just the iceberg tip

 

She then tore that same hip's muscle,

 

When she got into a training tussle

 

But wait, there's more,

We’re not trying to keep score,

 

She once happened to break her little toe,

 

But that was a little blow,

 

And then got bit by a pig,

 

Which almost ended his gig,

 

And you ask, how can that be?

 

We wonder also how she sprained that knee,

 

And now she just broke her ankle

 

And that isn’t what set the good example,

 

What set it was when she got pooped on by a calf with diarrhea

 

But hopefully she won't get hurt eating a cold pizza,

 

Maybe she'll heal up in the next few months,

 

That is, If she doesn’t do any more jumps



 


Submitted: June 04, 2020

© Copyright 2020 Brian Lee Clements. All rights reserved.

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Spyguy

A lot bit forced, but very lively, lots of fun...!
And I can tell, just from your words, this person’s special; Hurt’s absurds!?!

Thu, June 25th, 2020 5:59am

KatV

Oh boy; your friend needs some sort of protection wall around her. I don't want to laugh at someone elses pains, but this is a fun(ny) piece. Rhyming is hard; sometimes it's forced. But it's definitely fun! Pooped on by a calf ... Oh My Goodness.

Sun, August 23rd, 2020 2:35pm

Penny Scribe

Enjoyable to read, well done.

Fri, October 9th, 2020 3:05pm

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