Ruby And Tiny

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. FANTASY. FLASH FICTION. YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR...

Ruby And Tiny

 

- You pay me and you can have me for as long

as this joint burns Tiny.

- That's a great deal Ruby, thanks.

  Tiny Tim smacked Ruby Tuesday's donkey, and

great waves of pain and ecstasy tumbled through

her crippled limbs...

- Did you tell me you wanted me to eat your lightbulb

Ruby?

- Yes Tiny!

  So Tiny swallowed till his head exploded with the 

the light of ten million neon toilet rolls...

  Ruby gasped and moaned, and finally answered the 

phone... It was Jack the Ripper trying to exort money

for the knife charity...

  Tiny grabbed the phone of her and started eating that.

And then he smacked her donkey again. Ruby cried out,

as he blew his nose between her ears, and saw the mirror

on the door to the undertaker's breakfast leftovers, 

dissolve her fat hairy nude portrait...

- I want the three wise men Tiny...

  Ruby pleaded in a drunken voice.

- I want to build a hospital out of playing cards Tiny, 

where I can murder the patients...

  Tiny laughed, and cut off her legs, and told her she'd

never work as a whore again. Then he stole her cigarette 

lighter, and lit her pubic weeds, and the brothel exploded

into flames. The joint did burn!

 Tiny jumped out the toilet window, and Ruby was burnt

to a crisp...

And that was the end of Ruby Tuesday...

 


Submitted: June 04, 2020

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