Genderless...

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. DROP BY OUR STORE TODAY, WE GIVE DISCOUNTS TO CRAZIES!

Genderless...

 

Genderless genitalia

Now for sale,

In hot red

Or diseased and pale,

No longer will you be

Female or male,

Get them in the store

Or get them by mail,

They're guaranteed to work

They will not fail,

They'll work in the office

They'll work in gaol,

Genderless genatalia

Will climax without fail!


Submitted: June 12, 2020

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Derina Peng

That is funny. If I buy a dozen can I get a discount? I prefer pink or mellon colored ones...
(Was this inspired by my last poem?)

Sat, June 13th, 2020 12:55am

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Thanks Derina, I'll definitely give you a discount on our excellent range of rainbow colours...It was written a couple of weeks ago, I think we're both inspired by how crazy things are, and remember lunatics lives matter too! P.S. Fog again this morning!

Fri, June 12th, 2020 7:20pm

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