Stolen Ford Truck

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


A jerk thought he was being smart when he stole my Ford Truck.
But he didn't know that it had no brakes and he was out of luck.
I removed the worn out ones but I hadn't gotten around to putting on new brakes.
The thief soon learned that stealing my truck was a bad idea and a huge mistake.

When I saw that my truck was gone, I called the cops.
When that thief was driving my truck, he couldn't stop.
He was in big trouble because he drove off a cliff.
One minute he was alive and the next, he was a stiff.

His family blamed me for not replacing the brakes and they decided to sue.
When the judge ruled in their favor, I did something that was stupid to do. 
The judge ordered me to pay them $500,000 and I punched him in the gut.
He hit me so hard with his gavel that a doctor had to wire my jaw shut.

Punching him was a mistake and he put me in jail for the crime.
It was a very bad place to be, I was raped thirty-seven times.
When I think about the incident, it still makes me shiver and shake.
The moral of the story is, don't let your truck be stolen unless it has brakes. 


Submitted: June 16, 2020

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