Vice

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. PROVING THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER LISTEN TO YOURSELF...

Vice

 

I took my own

Expert advice,

And put my head

In a vice,

So I wouldn't

Think twice,

When I rolled

The dice,

And won some cheese

In the casino of mice,

To pay the virgins

In paradise,

Too bad they were

Covered in lice,

That's what you get

When you're addicted to vice!


Submitted: June 16, 2020

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Derina Peng

What does vice mean?

Wed, June 17th, 2020 5:49am

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It has two meanings Derina, a vice is an implement that can hold something tightly in place, as in carpentry, and vice refers to immoral act like in the police vice squad...

Tue, June 16th, 2020 11:02pm

Derina Peng

Oh I get it, there two different meanings here in each vice. That makes sense, now thank you for your advice. I like to put my head in a shredder...

Wed, June 17th, 2020 6:12am

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That's alright Derina, good luck!

Tue, June 16th, 2020 11:14pm

HJ FURL

You made me scratch, Tom!

Wed, June 17th, 2020 11:29am

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Sounds like you've got poison ivy HJ, remember that by the Rolling Stones? Thanks for the comment!

Wed, June 17th, 2020 5:43am

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