The Amputation Machine

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Horror  |  House: Booksie Classic

HORROR. HUMOUR. AVAILABLE AT YOUR LOCAL HARDWARE SHOP SOON!

 

 

The Amputation Machine

 

Buy our

Incredible amputation

Machine,

And you

Can become

A trunk

Of blood,

And pus,

And shit,

Withering on

The floor,

No longer

Will you

Have to 

Shave those

Ugly legs,

No more

Will you

Have to

Put up

With those

Hideous gangrene

Limbs,

Use our

Specially designed

Blunt blades,

And amputate 

Now,

And scream

All night

Long,

Without access

To tranquilisers

Or morphine...

Buy now 

And I'll 

Personally come

Over,

And help

You get

Started...


Submitted: June 17, 2020

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Derina Peng

Ohch! That hurts!

Thu, June 18th, 2020 12:21am

Spyguy

What did she do to make you hate her so???

Thu, June 18th, 2020 5:47am

Author
Reply

That's an interesting question Spyguy, do you mean my therapist? Thanks for reading!

Wed, June 17th, 2020 10:58pm

tom mcmullen

Thanks Derina, I'm having trouble replying to your comments!

Thu, June 18th, 2020 6:00am

Sharief Hendricks

I have a bad left knee from too much sports...

I might consider your specially designed blunt blades...if the pain don't stop...

Fri, June 26th, 2020 12:16pm

Author
Reply

Ha Ha Sharief, I can certainly recommend it I had a pain in my neck so I chopped of my head!

Fri, June 26th, 2020 5:47am

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