Dear God

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Notes to God from all ages.

Dear God: This is a two part question; before you created everything, (Why did you?), and, (How did you know you could?).

 

Dear God: I was going to ask you something, but then Billy text-ed me and I forgot what it was that I was going to ask. --- Do you remember?"

 

Dear God: Do you have any spare miracles floating around?

 

Dear God: Oh, wait. Never mind, I found it!

 

Dear God: I was sitting around my front room and feeling sorry for myself. That's when it came to me that I should ask you for some answers to my problems.

About that time, my wife came into the room and turned on the evening news. I watched the news for about ten minutes, and thought, "Boy, God, you sure work fast. Sending my wife in here to turn on the news did the trick. After watching other people's problems I don't feel nearly as bad."

 

 

D. Thurmond / JEFalcon

10-05-2020


Submitted: October 05, 2020

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