Aunt Becky's Favorite Things

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Song Lyrics  |  House: Booksie Classic

Aunt Becky's going to the joint. Well a very, very nice prison anyway...

Sing to the tune "My Favorite Things"

 

Waiting in line for my orange jumpsuit

Ready for my book deal and pesky lawsuits

Full commissary account and midnight shivvings

These are a few of my favorite things

 

Homemade juice cocktails with booze from a still

Picked my roommate for her lovemaking skills

The psychotic next door constantly sings

These are some of my favorite things

 

Will never play Aunt Becky on TV again

In this country club because I have sinned

But in prison I’ll surely live like a king

That’s certainly one of my favorite things

 

When the alarm sounds, and the guards get upset

While the other inmates go through hell

I retreat to my luxurious space

To the Gucci couch in my cell

 

A giant bull inmate to keep watch on my back

Bought her services by pulling some strings

Feel sorry for anyone dumb enough to attack

Turns out she’s one of my favorite things

 

(Yeah, I know, it’s an extra verse)REPEAT


Submitted: October 18, 2020

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