Corona and Me (The outtakes)

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Part 2 of the Corona and Me satire. Outtakes hat were to harsh for public viewing at the early onset of Corona in NYC.

After months of contemplation the BBC has allowed the horrific details that were edited out of my Corona and Me documentary. Now I am authorized to show never before seen details that were too shocking for public viewing.

Please, this is not for the squeamish of heart.  I recommend watching something else if just hearing the word Corona, gives you chills down your spine.

Word of caution, these random clips are from April 8th to April 12th, when Americans were caught unaware about the true nature of Corona. Now after months of research and the onset of new breakthrough vaccines, the story can be told without fears of creating mass hysteria.

Ok, I understand I know very little about your group, please feel free to enlighten me.

The chief, "Well, we are not a group as you put it. We are a nation of independent opportunists. We work together as one, but... there are times when we may have conflict between who gets paid more than the other.  You know what it is like, trickle down effect gets detoured time to time.  It's a natural process.  We aren't socialist you know.  Opportunists we are. So there are some who venture out and deal on their own. Can't blame them.  After all there is money to be made in drugs.  The cartels are nothing.  Mass distribution is right here in the cities.  Heck, my cousin's cousin's cousin's step aunt made a killing in New Orleans in March.  Florida was a bonus deal, you could not ask for a better plan.  Ever watch mass distribution being carried out by thousands of small scale opportunists.  Because it's impossible to stop drugs, it's a pathway we opportunists know not to pass up.  Supply and demand, you gots to love it."

Well, I guess you have a point there.  It's a Roman horse thing you do.  But in a grand scale. I can see how easy it is for you to infiltrate under their noses.

The chief, "Ha! You're right, especially with the masks being improperly worn.  Noses are right out there in the open. It's like taking candy from a baby... and the clear plastic visors, it's a laugh."

I wonder what keeps you worried through the night, with the disinfectant scare?

The chief, "Seeing my boy Kenny, never be the same again.  It's a freaking nightmare. I'd rather see him in a coma on a ventilator, than seeing him as a monster. The poisons humans create make them into the worst ever!Though, it's getting more difficult to spread now than before. We need humans more than ever. Cats, and dogs are not cutting it, they are too independent from human interaction, we need more social interaction.  It's scarry seeing people stay indoors and watching shops and bars shut down. Our only hope is grocery stores and hospitals."

Don't you realize your killing human beings?

The Chief, " Hey, we did not kill anyone, get that straight! They all had underlying conditions. Don't blame us on their health. Also the hospital natIves think everything is from us. They over react with procedures. Between you and me, there is a conspiracy going on here. It's well hidden, much better than us Corona. Don't worry, we are no worse than any other flu. I think they demonize because we are different, than the flu. You can't be so hypocritical and biggoted, flu and Corona are cousins. What give you the right to discriminate?


After being around the Corona, I learned they do have good spirits and it's not all doom and gloom. For instance in mid stay, they treated me to a BBQ. Where I learned more of their cultural life, and beliefs.

The chief, "Here have another Corona!  Don't mind the lime, we don't fruit the beer here.  Too much vitamin C will kill you!  Having a good time?  See we are not all bad, like they say on TV.  We have a right to live you know, so enjoy the party!  Wooooooohooooo! "

Chief, what is the party about?  It seems like this was spontaneous.


The Chief, "We have another victory... this is a victory party. We now have 4 states and Hydroxychloriquine has been politically put in the dog house, and Asprin has been used as a cheap joke with the UV light bulb and Chloride injections. You gotta laugh! Humans they make us out to be invincible, in believing their readily available drugs are ineffective for stopping us. Testing on the sick does not stop us, using the drugs wisely 1st hand, is the only way. Humans are a turkey shoot! In a way it's making most of us big headed. Taking chances, while not seeing the big picture. These victory parties will become few and far between soon. We will have to lay low, practically unseen, so humans can be caught off guard again. We lossing too many drug users, the free ride is no longer easy pickings. Too many of us now, have been trapped in ICU wards, unable to escape. Some have been lucky and hitched rides on hospital natives to move on to greener pastures."

So, when all this is over, what do you see for the Corona's future?

The Chief, "Simple NY and other big cities are perfection. What more can you ask for? Everything is at your finger tips. It's an endless staycation. Perfect living conditions, plenty of people, it's thriving day and night. This is the land of milk and honey, no wonder there are so many immigrants here. Look at all the benefits, you can't tell me that they are stupid!

Soon after I got to see the Corona as what it is, and had to cut short my stay. The Corona is taking advantage of our system. Using for their benefit and taking over complete cities, while local governments are extorted into their play, either by monitary or political gain. It seems that the Corona will have a permanent stay at the tax payers expense, in every big city through out the world.

I am Gordon Buchanon, and proud to have presented the Corona truths in their gory details, without prejudice for you to understand the Corona, like I have.


Submitted: November 09, 2020

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