Culinary Disaster

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic

Reason why I don't invite

On my succulent selection plate
Top snobbery all hand made

The dreamy churned cream whip
Most say it's just butter spread

The beef and cheese bark did not win
Complaints of jerky and cheese, sliced thin

Brassica oleracea, 30 days fermented
Was not the Kimchi, I had not intended

The fancy golden potato cake
Fried day old mash, I did not create!

To the bin, my confections released
My guests and I, highly displeased

How rude of them to be so unkind
Kindly invited, it will be their last time!


Submitted: November 13, 2020

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