The House Guest That Can't Take A Hint

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


On January 20th 2017, a new resident moved in to the White House, the people's house. His name is Donald Trump.

On November 3rd 2020, the country elected a new person to reside in the White House, the people's house. His name is Joe Biden.

But the current occupant can't seem to grasp or understand that. In other words, your lease is up and it's not going to be renewed. You have to vacate the premises by January 20th 2021.

Time to clean out your stuff. Dont steal anything like the silverware or drapes.

You must clean the White House and leave it in generally good condition for the next tenant.

Any damage done to said property, money will be taken out of your security deposit for repairs.

It's over. All of your court challenges have been thrown out.

Your lawyer, Rudy Guliani, who with streaks of hair dye coming down the side of his face and talking about the movie, My Cousin Vinny.

The sweat that he was wiping off himself made it look like he was on trial and he had no way out. 

He reminded me of Humprey Bogart in the movie, The Caine Munity as Captain Queeg when he took the stand.

"It was the strawberries." he would say as he rolled marbles in his hand.

Think Giuliani lost his marbles with that performance.

But as for you, Donald Trump, have some dignity and some class and except it.

As of January 20th 2021, a new tenant will be living in the White House, the people's house.

Please vacate on that date.

And finally, don't steal the light bulbs.


Submitted: November 20, 2020

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LE. Berry

Reflecting the thoughts of many 88...

Fri, November 20th, 2020 9:43pm

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Thanks for reading.

Fri, November 20th, 2020 1:49pm

Serge Wlodarski

Biden will need to leave the windows open a few days to get the stench of corruption out.

Sat, November 21st, 2020 2:59pm

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Might need a hazmat team in there. Thanks for reading.

Sat, November 21st, 2020 7:21am

D. Thurmond aka JEF

A good write, 88, and I'm voting for the Hazmat team, and Fabreeze.

Mon, November 23rd, 2020 9:09pm

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Thanks for reading.

Mon, November 23rd, 2020 3:31pm

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