THE TRUMP BUS

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An offbeat song about "The Trump Bus," sung to "Here Comes Santa Claus"

THE TRUMP BUS

By John Ross Hart

 

Here comes the Trump Bus

Here comes the Trump Bus

Right down Donald Trump Lane

He's got a windbag full of nonsense

Hatred, tweets, and lies

Call it fake news, doubt all science

Just blame the Democrats

So raise your flags and grab your guns

Cause Donald Trump comes tonight

 

Here comes the Trump Bus

Here comes the Trump Bus

Right down Donald Trump Lane

Rush and Sean and Bannon and Barr

Their paleo-conservative mouths

Donald Trump knows that fascist ways

Will always keep him on top

So forfeit your freedom, your health and mind

Cause Donald Trump comes tonight

 

Here comes the Trump Bus

Here comes the Trump Bus

Right down Donald Trump Lane

He's got the rednecks right behind him

And all those Proud Boys too

Bible Thumpers call him a savior

Who'll overthrow Roe v. Wade

So say your prayers

And give a cheer

Cause Donald Trump comes tonight

 

Here comes the Trump Bus

Here comes the Trump Bus

Right down Donald Trump Lane

21-percent for all his friends

And no tax breaks for you

No such thing as climate change

COVID 19's a hoax

So pledge allegiance to capitalism

Cause Donald Trump comes tonight

 

Here comes the Trump Bus

Here comes the Trump Bus

Biden get outta' my way

Vote for me or its a hoax

Because that's what I say

There's no one who's greater than me

No other leader will do

So put your "X" next to my name

Cause Donald Trump's winning tonight!

 

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Submitted: November 27, 2020

© Copyright 2021 John Ross Hart. All rights reserved.

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