Anti-Sakura - Naruto

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Sakura- age 12:

*arguably the most privileged person in the entire series of Naruto

*had loving parents

Sakura: OMFG SASUKE SASUKE I WANNA BE SASUKE'S FIRST KISS! SASUKE...

*punches Naruto for no good reasons

*belittles him for being an orphan

*a straight-up bitch

*even until 16 all she did was verbally insult her parents and was happy on the road to ninja when they were gone

Sakura fans: OMG! All 12-year-olds behave like that, gosh like cmon picking on a kid, are you fucking serious?

Me: well I must've been a hella mature 12-year-old kid, but hey I guess I could see where y'all coming from

Sarada age 12: *proceeds to be the WOMAN of the house by asking important questions such as to where her father is as she deserves a father who is there for her

*thinks critically about situations rather than her presumably first kiss

*although boruto can be a bitch, she doesn't abuse him as Sakura did

*never made fun of him for the fact that his dad is gone

*asks mother for a simple explanation, no insane insults such as calling her annoying, or embarrassing, etc

SAKURA AGE FUCKING 30 AND SUPPOSEDLY RAN CLINICS TO TREAT MENTALLY ILL PEOPLE:

*doesn't even answer the question

*SCARES THE FUCK out of Sarada to the point of her almost crying by breaking down the entire house

*LIES to Sasuke about explaining things to her daughter so that she could look good in his eyes

*VERBALLY abuses her daughter by calling her an "idiot child" like wtf? She called out on your bullshit and you called your OWN daughter an idiot.

(I wonder what she tells mentally ill victims who aren't even related to her. Probably the kind of bitch who would tell rape victims to get the fuck over it)

Sakura fans: UCHIHA QUEEN!! YASS Sarada was getting out of line, I'm so glad Mama Sakura knew how to keep her daughter disciplined when needed. Gosh, what a mother and a strong af wife!!

Me an intellectual: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?!?!


Submitted: December 01, 2020

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