Year of The Yellow Plague

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

What a year--even Santa's suffering

The jolly red dick pisses goodbye in the snow,
To the shit year that literally blows
Peace on Earth ain't looking too good
Santa's got him some petrified wood
Mrs. Claus has frozen him out and that sucks,
When she hurls the dinner, you bet he ducks
She's pissed off a lot this one-off December,
Perhaps more so than he can remember
This quarantine is having BAD effects,
Not the least of which is no Santa sex
Santa is blue, in more ways than one
He can't wait for this shit year to be done
Back to North Poling three times a day,
But this terrible year ain't going away
Rudolph may be suck at the Reindeer Games,
But if Santa don't get some, he'll burst into flames!

Submitted: December 04, 2020

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Sums up this Christmas perfectly.

Fri, December 4th, 2020 6:41pm


Thank you, Hull

Fri, December 4th, 2020 10:45am

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