Signs When The Relationship Is Over

1)   When you are having sex with your partner and it feels like a second job. "Do I get a lunch break? What about health benefits?"

2)   When you are having sex and your mind starts to drift. You think about what you need to get at the store. "Butter, egg plant,cat litter, WD40, etc.etc..."

3)   Your doing it doggie style and your looking at the pillow and are counting the roses or some other patterns on the pillow case.

4)   Your on your back and you noticed cracks in the ceiling that you've never noticed before.

5) You don't answer texts right away. You tell your partner that the phone was in another room. Or that you forgot to take your phone with you when you took your pet turtle for a walk.

6) Your still just in the relationship for the sex because there is nothing else to do on a Tuesday.

7) Your in a car and your partner is babbling about some useless subject and you think to yourself, "If I crash my car into a telephone pole and kill them, what are my chances of surviving.

8)   Either one of you cuts a fart and neither one if you thinks its cute or funny anymore. You just get up and leave the room.

9)   When you first got together, the sex was hot and spontaneous. A lot of dirty talk and moans and groans. Now you put a reminder on your phone to make a sex appointment and the dirty talk comes down to...."Are you done yet?"

10) You spend more time writing on Booksie then having sex with your partner.