Hippy

Hippy

He'd do anything for a shot of morphine.

The nurse wheeled him in the commode

out to the bathroom for him to do his morning

business.

  The nurses had never heard a scream so

loud, had never seen a sight like this...

  His hip replacement was non weight bearing

in the right side for the next six weeks. That was 

good, he put all his weight on that side as he

defecated an enormous turd...

  His hip dislocated again...He would do anything

for a shot of morphine...