Out on the Town

So ther I am, 2:00 in th morning, craving the perfect burger. You know the one, the one so succulent you want to eat it for 20 days straigt?

So I hit the town, and I'm out there, lookking and searching far and wide, for a burger that I couldn't keep my eyes off. I drive through so many damn red lights, it's unreal. You know how it is. I passesd the fast food joints, beause they were not doing it for me. No way, no how! I find this place called John's Diner, and I walk up to it, but it's closed! What the hell do I do now?

So I keep driving, and I'm going down main street at like 100 miles an hour, and by then I've picked up this chick named Janela, who's sitting next to me doing god knows what, and I find myself back at her place snorting coccaine for 2 minuets straigt. I'll tell ya, I had never done coccaine before, first timer there, but I can tell you, it was not the expierence I wanted that night.

Anyway, I fell asleep, and lost the craving for that burger.