Christmas Toilet Training

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. WEIRD. HORROR

Christmas Toilet Training

 

- Johnny I'm going to bake a Christmas cake,

and while I'm stirring up the cake mix, you've

got to sit on your potty and push, and make 

something too.

- Alright Mama.

- So push Johnny push, and when you've finished

you can lick the bowl.

- Yes Mama.

- Push Johnny.

- I am Mama.

- Have you finished Johnny?

- No Mama.

- Push some more Johnny.

- Nothing will come out Mama.

- Try harder Johnny!

- I am Mama, I am. It's out Mama!

- Let's see Johnny.

- Alright Mama.

- Why Johnny it's one of Santa's elves.

How come you pooed an elf Johnny?

- I ate him Mama, he was in the garden

pretending to be a garden gnome. Can I 

lick the bowl now Mama?

  It was too late, the elf grabbed the bowl

and smashed it over Mama's head, and as 

she lay unconscious it jumped onto Johnny,

and with it's gruesome fangs ripped ripped

the flesh from his chubby little self-indulgent

body, till it was sated, and went back to the 

garden to harass the gnomes...

 


Submitted: December 17, 2020

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sprinkly biscuit

Mwahaha tis a good one .naughty elf !
SB

Sat, December 26th, 2020 1:33pm

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Thanks SB, glad you got a Christmas laugh, have some cake!

Sat, December 26th, 2020 12:13pm

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