You Won't Be Needing This

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Strapped down tight on the operating table, being held down by nylon stockings tied at my wrists and ankles.

Without using any anesthesia, Dr. Lovestrange opens my skull with a baby alligator.

Then, using an ice cream scoop, takes out pieces of my brain.

As bits of my brain plop and slide on the chipped plate, looking like lumps of cauliflower.

Nurse Pussygood slides over a 100 inch screen television over me.

The screen is divided into eight sections.

She turns on the television.

Fox News, Mitch McConnell.

CNN, Alexandra Ocasio Cortez.

Reality Show, which is staged.

Infomercial, selling traps for those pesty, annoying snails.

Fucked up Japanese game show where the grandmother is raped by a guy in a Godzilla suit.

Porn, and not very good porn. A lot of talking.

Facebook, where some influencer is brushing her teeth with her own shit.

ESPN2, curling semifinals from Moose Jaw Saskatchewan.

Religious channel, some slick talking huskter wearing a bad toupee, pleading for his suckers to give him money.

After 24 hours of this.

Nurse Pussygood pulls the television away.

Dr. Lovestrange stands over me with the chipped plate that holds the clumps of my cauliflower brain says,

"I told you that you won't be needing this."

Dr. Lovestrange walks over towards a garbage pail and throws the chipped plate that held clumps of my cauliflower brain away.


Submitted: December 20, 2020

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tom mcmullen

Very good 88, sounds like the hospital I was in...

Sun, December 20th, 2020 3:11am


Thanks for reading.

Sat, December 19th, 2020 11:46pm


Almost like you might have lost the love for MSM/SM.

I hear that books are the new thing in town... Chekhov is good.

Sun, December 20th, 2020 8:42am


I read about two books a month. Either online, or get them at the library. Thanks for reading.

Sun, December 20th, 2020 2:30am


We're all being drip fed garbage, 88. Good illustration of the process.

Sun, December 20th, 2020 6:31pm


Thanks for reading. It's up to us to either accept it and be sheep. Or rebel and say no. I got rid if my cable service a few months ago. Done with tv. Don't miss it.

Sun, December 20th, 2020 11:54am

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