Theories

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Humour. Some people have crazy ideas...

Theories

 

My elaborate

Theories,

Deducted from

False premises,

Have been

Accepted by,

The operating

Theatres,

Of desolation

Row,

Where mad

Surgeons,

Have their

Eyes pecked

Out,

By even 

Madder crows...

 

 

 


Submitted: December 20, 2020

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scarletscribe

Great Poe venue and I have a few medical persons I would love to send your crows to. Good work.

Sun, December 20th, 2020 9:01pm

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Thanks Scarlet, I especially like Stephen Hawking's complex theory of how the universe came from nothing! Ha ha..or as the crows say caw caw...

Sun, December 20th, 2020 1:21pm

88 fingers

Stephen Hawking was a hybred of human and alien DNA....like all of us.

Mon, December 21st, 2020 12:23am

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I thought he was a wheelchair mutation 88! Thanks for commenting

Sun, December 20th, 2020 5:03pm

Bert Broomberg

I spotted a grave mistake, Tom. Your introductory line states that "some people have crazy ideas." I think it should be MOST instead of some. Wonderful piece of humour again.

Mon, December 21st, 2020 4:42pm

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Thanks Bert, then again maybe it should be ALL, but I'm too mad to give a definitive answer to that, see you under the full moon!

Mon, December 21st, 2020 12:43pm

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