Elegant Whores

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Humour. Vampire Brides...

Elegant Whores

 

Count Drac's

Elegant whores,

Have blood

Transfusions,

In the Fun

House Maze

Of Mirrors,

To cure

Their anemia,

Their broken

Teeth chew

On rat tails

And babies,

They have to

Fatten themselves

Up,

They have

A date

For a wedding...

 


Submitted: December 24, 2020

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88 fingers

I tried hooking up with one of these babes at my niece's wedding a few years ago. My stupid brother-in-law "cock blocked" me.

Thu, December 24th, 2020 9:40pm

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Thanks 88 for that valuable information, sounds like a clear case of cock- a -doodle you!

Thu, December 24th, 2020 1:55pm

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