House of Chemical Buds

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


Episodes: 

Extraction - Jed Hopspenperger tried to get rid of every single guest and employee at HoCB, with head manager Jonathan Young observing the whole thing. Actions included allowing only Asians (Emory Eddy, Mrs. Potter, Stuart Wang and Family, and Chris Yoo), convincing Jed he needed to take more extreme measures of terminating the club's reputation. He then tried to allow only 80 and up year olds (Grandma Owl left in), let loose fake spiders on everybody from huge buckets with aid of snooty chargers (nature lovers Humphrey the Owl, Johnny 2x4, Megen Rapp, and Ben and Anna Reed stay in), warned all of a nuclear missile coming in to destroy everything (only Courtney Anne Rouse could survive the impact of a mighty explosive), and even a power outage caused by himself (a backup generator fixed everything). This forced him to advertise a fake newsletter of how the club had been shutdown by the health department due to lice, rats, and sewage problems. All guests were convinced, yet the employees refused to let him win. Workers Piglet and Patchy Sr. showed off Kirby and Quasimodo the Jagulars plus Sparky the Labrador with many adorable pugs--all flealess and liceless. Aunt Potti, Grandma Owl, Auntie Winnie the Queen Pug, and Queen Kanga showed everyone the spotless kitchen while mentioned the bright lights everywhere indicated zero rodents seen anywhere; would be killed or chased out by the cats anyway. Jonathan and Madeline Lynch with aid of technicians Kyle Blackwood and Michelle Renee Demo showed the main pipe lines all sparkly and clean as a whistle. Everybody then eyed Jed and he darted out with his Charger slaves: his dreams of House of Jed Hopspenperger gone forever! J and company rejoice triumphantly. 

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Submitted: January 04, 2021

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