My Venus...

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Horror. Humour. A Quick Wash.

My Venus...

When my colostomy bag

Leaks curried baked beans,

I think of my

Venus in blue jeans,

Of her bloody head

In the washing machine,

On rinse cycle and spin

For an immaculate clean...

Submitted: January 05, 2021

Horror horror.-humour

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For a moment, I thought you were in love, Tom, guess I got my heads up wrong - very wrong! Happy New Year! HJ

Tue, January 5th, 2021 9:03pm

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Happy New Year to you HJ, sounds like you remember that old classic by Bobby Vee I think!

Tue, January 5th, 2021 2:51pm

It made me laugh again. You do have a weird sense of humour, but I like it.

Tue, January 5th, 2021 9:56pm

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Thanks Bert, I hope my wife doesn't want to do the washing!

Tue, January 5th, 2021 2:49pm

That should be Bobby Vinton, my memory is failing.

Tue, January 5th, 2021 10:53pm

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