Confessions Of A Serial Sheep Rapist

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Warning: Not for the timid! Not for persons under the age of 18! This is a work of Adult Humor which may offend some people. Read with an open mind and at your own risk! Beware!! Reading this may cause erotic dreams!

Confessions Of A Serial Sheep Rapist

BY

Thomas Craig Mansfield Meyers

 

 

I’ve often thought of what it must be like to work as a sheepherder. Miles away from any civilization with thousands of sheep and three or four dogs to keep me company.

 

At first it would be a solemn and very peaceful life, thinking of myself in an almost Biblical sense, being one with nature and feeling so almighty important for without my guidance, surely at least some of these creatures would perish.

 

The days and nights passing slowly, time seeming almost to stand still at times, breathing pure, clean air…It seems like the perfect life…except for the lack of female companionship. I’m not in denial of the fact that I can get real horny at times and often masturbate, sometimes 5 times in a single day. And being that I was out all alone with no other living person for miles around and certainly no hidden cameras, I wouldn’t put it past myself to have my way with one or more of these docile, but somehow sexy creatures.

 

So what would it be like? I have thought often of doing it and I have played out hundreds of scenarios in my mind. At first I thought I would just throw a rope around their neck and cinch it up tight to any tree that is handy, go around behind and start into pumping the shit outta her. But the more I thought of it the more I realized that this should be a special experience for both of us. So as I replayed it over and over in my mind we (the sheep and I) grew very intimate.

 

Now I have always been very unselfish when it comes to making love and have always taken great pride in being able to completely fulfill the needs of my partner/lover to the point that I often sacrificed my pleasures completely in order to bring as much pleasure and as many orgasms as possible to the one that I was with. This in itself gave me much more pleasure than I could gain by any physical stimulation.

 

So it became with the sheep. I dream of lying there beside her as she beds down for the night, she chewing her cud, while I caress her back gently and with tender feeling. Soon I begin to caress her sides and she closes her eyes at this new feeling that she is experiencing. She rolls to her side and as she does this I start to rub her underside, starting near her neck and slowly moving down to her nipples where I spend a lot of time, caressing each one in turn and moving in to kiss and to suck them. She is now breathing rapidly and begins to reciprocate my love by licking my neck and back of my head, but this gets increasingly harder for her as I am moving my head down between her legs where her sweet honey pot waits eagerly for my much-practiced tongue. She lets out a long baa as I start licking her sweet sheep snatch, working in a finger at the same time. She is writhing in ecstasy and it is all I can do to keep her held down as I continue to lick up her hot juices! I now work a finger up her ass which makes her start to really buck and I know that she just had the best orgasm of her life. I ejaculate all over her head and belly then I let her go. She jumps up and runs as fast as she can over to the herd, which always beds down a couple hundred yards from me, no doubt to boast to them of her lovemaking session with the dreamy herder.

 

Yes I like to dream of these things and with luck and patience, some day I may get to realize my dreams. Until then I’ll just keep practicing on my neighbor’s dog!

 

The End

 


Submitted: January 06, 2021

© Copyright 2021 Thomas Craig Mansfield Meyers. All rights reserved.

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Jobe Rubens

The Welsh love eating lamb. Wales is a nation of sheep shaggers. Everything's so PC these days. It's good to throw caution to the wind. People are so squeamish - I do have a sense of humour and your story made me laugh.

Wed, January 6th, 2021 1:52pm

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