The Battle

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Humour. Old Age. Afflictions.

The Battle

 

I've got an awful pain

From the battle in my guts,

Between the laxatives and pain pills

And it's driving me nuts,

If only some poo

Would flow easily out my butt,

Like it does for

My best friend my mutt!

 

 


Submitted: January 07, 2021

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88 fingers

Hope everything works out for you. Taking a nice solid poo is one of the joys in life.

Thu, January 7th, 2021 9:54pm

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Thanks for your best wishes 88, it certainly gives you something to write about ha ha!

Thu, January 7th, 2021 2:16pm

JE Falcon aka JEF

LOL! Sorry, I didn't mean to laugh, it's a good poem. ... I totally understand, a daily dose of Mira-lax, the occasional glass of prune juice, and, of course, Chicken-Noodle Soup whenever the weather permits.

Thu, January 7th, 2021 11:33pm

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Thanks JF, glad you found it amusing, I'll have some chicken noodle soup but I'll stay clear of the prunes, oh no! Here comes another spasm I'll be seeing you!!!

Thu, January 7th, 2021 5:09pm

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