Bluey The Blowfly
Bluey the Blowfly flies around assaulting
Japanese tourists pointing broken cameras,
With his minute technicolour bible, at the major tourist
attractions...
He once served time for painting legs on wheel
chairs, and training lunatics to juggle, but he
found the Lord, and can be seen most days now with
Six Foot Girl...
And together they disappear into the city's train
tunnels, where they research the activities of
maggots held in captivity underground...
This summer is really hot down there, hotter than
a cat on a elephant's trunk, and so Six Foot Girl
takes off her clothes, displays her flat chest, and her
septic tunnel, and waits for the serpent...
But Bluey the Blowfly has been swated by the rent
collector, and will soon be buried in an unmarked
grave...
Submitted: January 07, 2021
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