Bluey The Blowfly

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. WEIRD. FLASH FICTION. GOBBLE DE GOOK.

Bluey The Blowfly

 

  Bluey the Blowfly flies around assaulting

Japanese tourists pointing broken cameras,

With his minute technicolour bible, at the major tourist

attractions...

  He once served time for painting legs on wheel

chairs, and training lunatics to juggle, but he 

found the Lord, and can be seen most days now with

Six Foot Girl...

  And together they disappear into the city's train 

tunnels, where they research the activities of

maggots held in captivity underground...

  This summer is really hot down there, hotter than

a cat on a elephant's trunk, and so Six Foot Girl

takes off her clothes, displays her flat chest, and her

septic tunnel, and waits for the serpent...

  But Bluey the Blowfly has been swated by the rent

collector, and will soon be buried in an unmarked 

grave...


Submitted: January 07, 2021

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