Rancid Dancer: Cattle Prod Song

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Rancid Dancer--Cattle Prod Song 
 
Verse:
This dude had a problem he could not solve,
And there was a cattle prod involved
The neighbor's cow was eating the grain
Used to make white lightning for his brain
 
Pre-Chorus:
Come meet old sparky, you thieving bovine
Gorphing my grain is where I draw the line
 
Verse:
So he took that rod to the barn next door,
Damn straight Bessie wouldn't eat anymore
Took a handful of grain along with a mindset of pain
He knew he shouldn't but wasn't feeling too humane
 
 
Pre-Chorus:
Come meet old sparky, you thieving bovine
Gorphing my grain is where I draw the line
 
Chorus:
 
Cattle Prod, don't touch that rod, anywhere, on your bod
Or then a passerby will have to call the paramedic squad
Instead of showing what'll happen with what you are doing, 
You'll be electrified and not the one who is mooing
 
Verse:
  You reach out that rod, you'll show that beast
"Want some tasty grain?" you hold it out to tease
With your other hand filled with electric fire,
But unfortunately you didn't notice that wire
 
Pre-Chorus:
You trip and plummet down to the ground
The air is filled with a high keening sound
You landed on that wand, fill the air with your yelling
From the swear words that you are expelling
 
 
Chorus:
Cattle Prod, don't touch that rod, anywhere, on your bod
Or then a passerby will have to call the paramedic squad
Instead of showing what'll happen with what you are doing, 
You'll be electrified and not the one who is mooing
 
END


Submitted: January 09, 2021

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hullabaloo22

Ha! Just what should happen. Excellent, Mike.

Sat, January 9th, 2021 6:13pm

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Thanks, Hull

Sat, January 9th, 2021 10:23am

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