Sea Locked UK

On the Med now is locked, no more tanning in sunblock, no more beers in Magaluf, no more screams of loving stuff.

No more Newcastle lasses and bro's, no return flights with Espana sombreros, the way to the Med now is shut, the Great Escape is the Lakes by foot.

What to do? now we're out, fish and chips eaten, topped with Brexit Stout

Be beside the Seaside, named the UK Med, ice cream crap, we are fed,

Do the ring around the roses,  cross fingers for luck, on the Sea Locked yUK...