Pelts Pelts

Pelts

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR.FANTASY. RACOON ARE MUCH SORT AFTER...

Pelts

 

That stripper the moon

Dressed in a coat

Made from racoons,

Was raped by

An infatuated fat goon,

Who ate his intestines

From her sexy  spoon!


Submitted: January 13, 2021

© Copyright 2021 tom mcmullen. All rights reserved.

Humor humour.-fantasy

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lazurous

And quite tastey

Wed, January 13th, 2021 8:38pm

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Thanks for the comment Lazurous, doesn't sound like you're a vegan. This was inspired by an episode of Masters of Horror.

Wed, January 13th, 2021 12:52pm

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HJFURL

has a certain gastric intensity, Tom!

Thu, January 14th, 2021 4:49pm

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Sure has HJ, I feel sorry for the beautiful raccoons. Thanks for reading.

Thu, January 14th, 2021 12:19pm

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