Haha... Jokes and Riddles You Won't Forget!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Riddles  |  House: Booksie Classic

Here are some riddles! Are you good enough to crack them? Time to see!

COMMENT DOWN BELOW WITH ANSWERS!  ANSWERS WILL BE POSTED BY TONIGHT!

What do dentists call their x-rays?

You are 7 years old and stuck in a haunted mansion. There is only three exits, each with a downside. In the first there is a room with only fire which is so hot, you would instantly burn. In the second there is a madman who would kill any living man/woman. And in the third it is so cold you would get hypothermia. Which door do you choose? 

What do you get from a pampered cow?

I'm nice and tall when I'm young, but once I grow old I am short and stubby. What could I be?

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

What gets wet when drying?


Submitted: January 14, 2021

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dreamcatcher10

WARNING: COMMENTS MAY HAVE SPOILERS!

Thu, January 14th, 2021 1:55pm

dreamcatcher10

1: Tooth pics! (haha!)
2: Door number 2. If you're 7 your a child not a man or woman. (lol)
3: Spoiled Milk!
4: A candle!
5: Because if they did, they would be BAYGULLS!
6: A towel!

Thu, January 14th, 2021 3:03pm

Spyguy

I enjoy the humor, here’s one for you;
How can you tell when you hear a Dad’s joke?


Answer: It’s apparent!!!

Fri, January 15th, 2021 12:04pm

Author
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Haha! Very funny :)

Fri, January 15th, 2021 4:32am

Spyguy

Glad you liked!

Sat, January 16th, 2021 2:29pm

M.C.R.

Hears one:
Why can't a nose be eleven inches long?


Because then it would be a foot!!!

Tue, February 9th, 2021 6:51pm

Author
Reply

Haha!

Tue, February 9th, 2021 10:57am

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