Protection
- I love the way you kiss Ralph.
- Do you?
- Yes. I wish I had've met you earlier.
- So do I.
- And you've got a beautiful erection.
- Have I?
- Do you want to?
- Yes, yes!
- Have you got any protection?
- Ah no, have you?
- No, but don't worry, I don't need any.
- Why's that?
- I've got this.
- What?
- A rat trap.
- Shit!
SNAP!!!
Submitted: January 20, 2021
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