Protection

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

HUMOUR. WEIRD. HOW I BECAME FLACCID ON A ONE NIGHT STAND!

Protection

 

- I love the way you kiss Ralph.

- Do you?

- Yes. I wish I had've met you earlier.

- So do I.

- And you've got a beautiful erection.

- Have I?

- Do you want to?

- Yes, yes!

- Have you got any protection?

- Ah no, have you?

- No, but don't worry, I don't need any.

- Why's that?

- I've got this.

- What?

- A rat trap.

- Shit!

  SNAP!!!


Submitted: January 20, 2021

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