Tried It

Tried It

Tried it

With a pillow,

Tried it

With a sock,

Tried it in the morning

When I heard a cock,

Tried it 

In some trousers,

Tried it

In a frock,

Tried it in your house

And every house around the block,

I tried it till I turned blue

Oh please don't mock,

I tried it and I tried it

Till it turned to rock!