The Beast With A Massive Head

Poem by: Mike S.

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Rare dude

There existed on cable T. V.

A beast with a massive head

So huge, was a danger to you and me,

Ambien rush, so he avoided bed

Had to Tweet round the clock

While snorkling deep fried to keep

His energy high to service his flock

Breathing was tough; the bullshit was deep

It threatened to swamp us, but that head

Kept spewing new lies to surpass the old

Screamed rapid fire so there was no time to think,

Some sheep wouldn't miss it, those lies he told

But he lived by the lie, died by the lie

Now he's just a toothless tiger roaring,

A curiosity in a zoo, by the by

Submitted: January 26, 2021

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hullabaloo22

Sometimes people actually get what they deserve. Well said, Mike.

Tue, January 26th, 2021 6:56pm

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Thanks, Hull

Tue, January 26th, 2021 11:36am

88 fingers

He might be toothless and maybe even clawless, but he is lurking in the bushes. And his cubs could take over where he has left off. I hope not. Just go off in the Florida sunset.

Tue, January 26th, 2021 9:09pm

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I wish he would, but he won't, he wants to be the center of attention; thanks, 88

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