The Beast With A Massive Head

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Rare dude

The Beast With A Massive Head 
 
There existed on cable T. V.
A beast with a massive head
 
So huge, was a danger to you and me,
Ambien rush, so he avoided bed
 
Had to Tweet round the clock
While snorkling deep fried to keep
 
His energy high to service his flock
Breathing was tough; the bullshit was deep
 
It threatened to swamp us, but that head
Kept spewing new lies to surpass the old
 
Screamed rapid fire so there was no time to think,
Some sheep wouldn't miss it, those lies he told
 
But he lived by the lie, died by the lie
Now he's just a toothless tiger roaring,
A curiosity in a zoo, by the by


Submitted: January 26, 2021

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hullabaloo22

Sometimes people actually get what they deserve. Well said, Mike.

Tue, January 26th, 2021 6:56pm

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Thanks, Hull

Tue, January 26th, 2021 11:36am

88 fingers

He might be toothless and maybe even clawless, but he is lurking in the bushes. And his cubs could take over where he has left off. I hope not. Just go off in the Florida sunset.

Tue, January 26th, 2021 9:09pm

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I wish he would, but he won't, he wants to be the center of attention; thanks, 88

Tue, January 26th, 2021 2:08pm

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