'My Pillow Has A First Name'

Reads: 67  | Likes: 0  | Shelves: 0  | Comments: 1

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Reddit
  • Pinterest
  • Invite

Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Weird children's nursery rhymes

Well, my pillow has a first name, it's c-r-a-z-y
My pillow has a second name, it's obnoxious jerk
My pillow needs to shut its mouth
My pillow's business is headed south,
Unless there are enough delusion kings
 
Republican Nursery Rhyme:
 
Hush little children do not cry
Unless you're democratic and here is why
 
'Cause all democrats are pedophiles,
They're always wrong 'cause that's their style
 
 
 
 


Submitted: February 04, 2021

© Copyright 2021 Mike S.. All rights reserved.

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Reddit
  • Pinterest
  • Invite

Add Your Comments:

Comments

Penny Scribe

School shooting survivor, David Hogg, is starting his own pillow company to challenge mypillow guy. I plan on buying one when they come out.

Sat, February 6th, 2021 7:12pm

Author
Reply

Yeah, I heard about that, good for him; thanks, Penny

Sat, February 6th, 2021 11:24am

Facebook Comments

More Humor Poems

Boosted Content from Other Authors

Short Story / Non-Fiction

Writing Contest / Flash Fiction

Short Story / Flash Fiction

Other Content by Mike S.

Poem / Editorial and Opinion

Poem / Editorial and Opinion