A Theory about Conspiracy Theories - #2

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This is a Follow-up story from a Story, see "A Theory about Conspiracy Theories" written by D. Thurmond / JEF

I finally got a-hold of Bubba after a week or so.

He was out on a training mission with "The Nautical Patriot's Militia," he commands Squadron Swamp-boat #03 and is in charge of communications, via the Walkie-talkie; they don't use their cellphones 'cause of government eavesdropping. (I guess the government doesn't use Walkie-talkies anymore. But, still, anyone with a ham radio would be able to hear them. Including ships at sea, Military ships. --- Right?)

Anyway, I didn't have a chance to ask Bubba about my Gatorade theory because he was all giddy about a theory of his own. He just had to tell me all about it!

Bubba says that Covid 19 is just an excuse for the government to give mass inoculations to free thinking Americans, you know, Patriots.

 

According to Bubba, the CIA had a secret Lab in China where they were experimenting with a replacement for, you guessed it, Gatorade.

But, instead, they came up with a virus that would target and eliminate older Americans. They were going to toss the stuff out when the FBI stepped in and said, "The less old people the less Social Security Pensions the taxpayers will have to pay."

Well, according to Bubba, the Chinese got wind of the lab and raided it. That is when someone dropped a bottle of the agent and that is when the virus was released.

And according to Bubba, China saw the benefit to letting the virus spread among their population, and the CIA couldn't say a word 'cause they didn't want the blame laid on them for producing it. So everyone walked away from the demolished lab, and the two sides set the place on fire to hide evidence.

Unfortunately, as the CIA agents left the country. They went hear and there, all over the world, and don't you know that they spread the virus all over creation.

 

Bubba says the shots, which are really just socialist propaganda in liquid form, will turn us all into wild-eyed pink-o commies.

(Note to self, Google why a Commie would be pink.)

 

Well, I don't believe such non-sense as what Bubba was saying, but out of curiosity I had to ask him if the wild eyed-ness starts before, or after, the second shot; I just had my first shot.

"Oh, sometime after the first shot," Bubba said very confidently.

I needed more Data, so I asked him if there were any symptoms other than Wide Eyed-ness.

He thought for a moment and then replied, "There sure are! Right before the Wild Eyes start showing, people get a sudden Urge to Study Conspiracy Theories.

 

Well, as you can imagine, I was suddenly stricken with fear! So I asked Bubba if there was any other symptoms.

"Bubba thought and replied, "Well, there is the Wild Eyed-ness, and after that you will think that the Political World has gone insane and yours is the only logical political point of view.

 

Like I said before, I don't believe Conspiracy Theories; especially Bubba's.

But weather his theory was true or not, at least my resent thought processes weren't going to change any.

The Political World has gone insane, and that's why I busy myself with Studying Conspiracy Theories; I do it for the laughs.

 

 

JE Falcon

02-09-2021


Submitted: February 10, 2021

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Celtic-Scribe63

Bubba is a very astute dude! Has he ever thought of running for congress?

Another great and cheerful read
Thanks
Regards.

Wed, February 10th, 2021 11:23am

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No, at the young age of 87 he has far to much on his plate already, you know, Patriot Rallies, Militia meetings and training, gun shows, and then there is hunting and fishing season. Besides, Bubba say, "I hate government interference so why would I join those that are doin' the interfearin'?". --- LOL, Babba's a Hoot!

Wed, February 10th, 2021 2:04pm

Serge Wlodarski

Fox News needs a replacement for Lou Dobbs. Bubba should put in an application.

Wed, February 10th, 2021 12:50pm

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Thanks Serge, and Bubba did apply.
Bubba said that the application form was lengthy and required a #2 pencil. Then after he filled the whole thing out, 33 pages, he discovered that he would have to scan them and send them to Fox via E-mail. Bubba doesn't have a computer, too much government spying going on, you know, so he just burned the papers and called it a day.

Wed, February 10th, 2021 1:55pm

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