The Impersonator

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


The Impersonator


A woman

I like to impersonate,

When I go out

On a date,

Mother's dress I'd wear

But I've put on weight,

Must have been 

Something that I ate,

I've gotta go now

Else I'll be late,

And have to stay at home

And masterbate!

Submitted: February 10, 2021

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88 fingers

You can go out with Lola and double date. Two he's becoming she's asking guys, "Come one babe, take a walk on the wild side."

Thu, February 11th, 2021 12:37am


I'm hopping around on one leg at the moment, I'd be glad to take a walk anywhere, though a double date with Lola sounds tempting 88!

Wed, February 10th, 2021 5:10pm

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