The Impersonator
A woman
I like to impersonate,
When I go out
On a date,
Mother's dress I'd wear
But I've put on weight,
Must have been
Something that I ate,
I've gotta go now
Else I'll be late,
And have to stay at home
And masterbate!
Submitted: February 10, 2021
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88 fingers
You can go out with Lola and double date. Two he's becoming she's asking guys, "Come one babe, take a walk on the wild side."
Thu, February 11th, 2021 12:37amAuthor
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I'm hopping around on one leg at the moment, I'd be glad to take a walk anywhere, though a double date with Lola sounds tempting 88!
Wed, February 10th, 2021 5:10pm